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or is this just fanta sea
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
3am: "FUCK."
4am: "FUCK."
5am: "OKAY."
Be careful what you wish for.

nightvales-voice:

While you might get the wealth you desire, you never said you did not wish for thousands of bony hands stroking your exposed flesh while you try to sleep.

tayngerous:

-googles definition of word I just used to make sure I understood it when I learned it from reading context clues-

kingcheddarxvii:

Now that I think about it I only see really popular text posts written in English? Do they exist in other languages? Are there a lot of German jokes that I’m missing out on